Yes, you heard it right! Now that we’re going to Make America Great Again with what His Highness Donald Trump is calling “the spanking new Constitution 2.0,” we’re selling off Articles 1 and 3 to the highest bidders! In fact, as an added bonus, we’ll throw in 14th Amendment, too—at least the annoying clause about birthright citizenship.
Not only that! If you call today, we’ll also throw in the Nineteenth and Thirteenth Amendments (the latter, for the Libertarian Paradise to come, where trad wives can stay at home and let their husbands do the heavy thinking).
This is a limited sale! Call us today! Darth Money is already close to buying out the Supreme Court. As for Congress—who needs a rubberstamp legislative body?
