ICE Agents Are Coming to Town

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Saturday, 6 December 2025

You better watch out
You better not hide
You better not pout
I’m telling you why--
ICE agents are coming to town.

They’re making a list,
Checking it twice,
Don’t really care who’s naughty or nice.
ICE agents are coming to town.

They see you when you’re working,
They know when you’re asleep.
And even when you’re worshipping
They’ll throw your ass in jail.

So you better watch out
You better not hide
You better not pout
I’m telling you why--
ICE agents are coming to town.

With brassy bull horns, pointing their guns,
And masking their faces from everyone--
ICE agents are coming to town.

They take curly head kids that toddle and coo,
Along with their parents and grandma too,
ICE agents are coming to town.

Then kids in Alcatraz will fight off rats and fleas.
And they’re gonna be deported soon
So they won’t need Christmas trees.
So! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
ICE agents are coming to town.

They see you when you’re working,
They know when you’re asleep.
And even when you’re worshipping
They’ll throw your ass in jail.

So you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why--
ICE agents are coming to town.

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