An elderly couple, in bed for the night, were playing their private traditional game: Fart Football.
First, Pa squeezed out a poot and declared "Six points. I lead!"
Ma then took the offensive and let loose her own foul play, "Six points; tie game!"
Not to be shown up, Pa tensed up to release another round, but when he let loose, he accidentally evacuated his bowels into the bed.
"What was that?" asked Ma.
Pa said hurriedly, "Nothing! Nevermind! Half-time! switch sides!"
