The Five Stages of Losing Your Reading Glasses

Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer

Sunday, 29 December 2024

1. Realization: Oh, where the hell are my glasses?
2. Worry: I’ve looked in all the usual places, and still can’t find them!
3. Hallucination: Is that them there, against the dark coffee table?
4. Acceptance: Well, shit! Back to the optometrist!
5. Bargaining: About how much my new reading glasses will cost, and whether my insurance covers it.

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