1. Realization: Oh, where the hell are my glasses?
2. Worry: I’ve looked in all the usual places, and still can’t find them!
3. Hallucination: Is that them there, against the dark coffee table?
4. Acceptance: Well, shit! Back to the optometrist!
5. Bargaining: About how much my new reading glasses will cost, and whether my insurance covers it.
The Five Stages of Losing Your Reading Glasses
Submitted by Matt Birkenhauer
Sunday, 29 December 2024