Just Stuff Him and Keep this Party Going!

Submitted by Samuel Vargo

Sunday, 4 January 2015

Jupp Jupson had a wake and a flock of his friends from the Tally Ho Bar dropped by the funeral home. According to Jupp's wishes in his living will, he had a wake with a couple of kegs of beer and a barroom's take of whiskey and rye for his buddies to enjoy.

"We have to remove the cadaver and have it cremated in a few hours," the funeral director told the crowd, when he dropped by to see how the wake was progressing.

A voice in the crowded room boomed, "Why don't you just stuff old Jupp and let's keep this party going until he rots?"

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