Baron Davis Says He Was Abducted by Aliens -

Submitted by Samuel Vargo

Monday, 29 July 2013

The former NBA player said on The Champs Podcast that he was abducted by aliens driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. During the long ride, he ate with them at an In-N-Out Burger. Now that's weird. And although Davis has always been known to be eccentric and a bit of a practical joker, it's still very strange.

The former Cleveland Cavalier point guard didn't expound too much, however, on when he was playing for the New York Knicks and in 2012, the Miami Heat abducted his team with a 106-94 victory in Game 5. Leading this alien invasion weren't little green men, but LeBron "King" James, who had 29 points, along with James' alien "Chewy" sidekick, Dwayne Wade, who put in another 19 points.

"I'm a little tired and shit, and I see this light and I think it's a big-ass truck," Davis said on the podcast. But was Davis talking about a flying saucer or King James coming in for another slam dunk?

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