Barack Obama had a recent phone conversation with South African President Jacob Zuma about the AIDS situation in South Africa, which happens to be the country with the highest incidences of AIDS in the world.
Jacob Zuma asked Obama what they could do to fully eradicate the disease.
A helpful Obama responded to Zuma's question by answering:
"Here in the US we promote the use of condoms to stop the spread of AIDS".
A confused Zuma asked Obama: "Just exactly, what the fuck are condoms?"
Obama explained what condoms are and how they prevent the spread of AIDS.
A surprised Zuma then asked Obama: "So how can we get these things?"
"No problem", answered Obama. "We can provide them to you for free. Just tell us the specifications for the condoms that you need".
Zuma thought for a moment and answered: "Well, they all have to be 16 inches long and 3 inches thick".
"Really!" answered a stunned Obama.
"Absolutely!" answered Zuma.
"Okay", said Obama. "We will get on it right away".
After hanging up the phone, Obama immediately called the Trojan condom company and asked to speak to their CEO. When the CEO got on the line, Obama told him his conversation with Zuma and asked if they could provide the condoms in a timely manner.
The shocked CEO answered Obama: "They all have to be 16 inches long and three inches thick?"
"Yeah", said Obama. "But I want you to do something for me. I want you to label all of the condoms with the word small".