William Hague - My Fake Diary
Friday, 8 February 2013
I've worked my backside off this week being Foreign Secretary. Yesterday's Cabinet Meeting was a laugh though.
We had a 'breakfast buffet'laid out along the table which looked bloody great, until the PM shouted 'FOOD FIGHT!' and all hell broke loose.
I got Gove smack in the face with a danish and the PM lobbed a brie and cranberry ciabatta at Theresa May. She wasn't best pleased.
The Cabinet room was trashed, but the PM said it had been a great team bonding exercise.
What total bollocks.
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