William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Met with Angelina Jolie today to discuss warzone rape in Syria.

Its a horrible situation. I was hoping she was going to send hubby Brad Pitt because he's so beautiful. I told Angelina I'm a big fan of her husband and would love to meet him at the next crisis United Nations are involved.

She wasn't too impressed. She asked if I am a poof and walked away.
I was just about to give her my number and ask Brad to call me.

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