William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 3 November 2019

Well, it looks like another day waiting for the call. Do you remember when I was the last great hope for the Conservatives? And now they have that blond *****?
Anyway, I mustn't get bitter. That would never do. Donald Trump still hasn't phoned either. Oh well, I suppose that he is a very busy man, if his Twitter feed is anything to go by.