William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 19 February 2021

Well, I really must give some more thought to my career.
I mean, I didn't start at 16 in the Conservatives to become yesterday's man, did I?
Or did I?

What is David Cameron up to these days? Michael Portillo, perhaps I should phone up some of my old muckers and see if they want to go to the pub this weekend?

Oh, I can't. The pubs are all shut.