William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Well its December again. At this time of year I always give the house a good dusting down and check out my spare heads. I suppose I will get what all other robots get for Christmas this year, you've probably guessed it WD40.

I think the "laughing stock" microchip has been in long enough now. I might put a Roddy McDowell or Richard Briars voice in for the new year who knows?