William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 September 2012

MP Hugo Swire, previously Minister of State for Northern Ireland, will now be Minister of State to the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, working under me!

The lucky boy, mind you he is gorgeous!

In his new role Mr Swire will be tasked with promoting British interests overseas and supporting UK citizens and businesses around the globe.

My only problem is keeping my PA's like Lucien, Damien, Stanislav, and Angelico from being jealous, now the Hugo will be under me as well!

William Hague

After reading of how unpopular the Coalition had become, I came home a little depressed yesterday.

But after my personal assistant Lucien had a shower with me, and Granville made me some fairy cakes, then Julian played with my foibles for a while, then Nigel showed my his appreciation my nether regions...

I felt a lot better.