William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

I have arrived in Baghdad for talks with senior politicians, and vowing to help Iraq on its "path to stability."

I will be meeting officials including Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki and Foreign Minister Hoshyar Zebari.

And do you know, none of them have agreed to meet me overnight in a hotel room with my personal assistants Lucien, Jeremy, and Tarquin… I can't understand it!

And that Zebari looked a right cracker!