William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 April 2012

I've ordered that key evidence in the inquest into the macabre death of an MI6 officer must be heard in secret.

I've signed an order to prevent the disclosure of details about the spy's work with both the British and U.S. secret services.

The body of Gareth Williams, was found in a padlocked sports bag in the bath of his flat 20 months ago.

Well I've got to do something, my personal assistants Lucien and Dominique said in bed this morning that they have noticed that all the other top ministers are getting mentions in the press, and not me lately!