William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Quentin Letts of the Daily Mail printed:
One hundred years ago, there was a heavyweight from Yorkshire called William Hague. He was a boxer. 'Iron' Hague, they called him, and for a while he was bloodied but unbeatable, the champ they could not fell.
It is hard to say the same of his 21st-century namesake, our Foreign Secretary. Unlike mean-eyed pugilist 'Iron', this William Hague is at present finding it hard to land a punch. He looks pale, peaky, even (some say) past it.

The nerve of the man! Has he any idea how hard it is to control my billions of pounds worth of fortune, and not make an error... and the wife Ffion has millions to control too!

Businesses, overseas investment, bribes and back-handers, offshore accounts... it's not easy you know.

Oh, and run the country too!

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