William Hague - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 14 April 2012
The multi-stage rocket from a new launch facility in the north-east of the North Korea, suffered some sort of failure in its third stage separation and fell into the sea between the Korean peninsula and China.
South Korea has dispatched at least two warships and helicopters to the area where the rocket is believed to have crashed and are attempting to locate and recover debris that will enable them to determine more about North Korea's missile capabilities, essential stuff!
When I awoke this morning to find my personal assistant Dominique had broken a finger nail in his attempts to loosen my attire, the cheeky monkey asked if he could claim compensation, so I gave him some!
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