William Hague - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Laying in the four-poster this morning, with Lucien reading my diaries, and Nigel toying with my foibles, the new maid Damien came in with the breakfast kippers, and asked if I'd like anything else while he was here!

He joined us in the bed, and all my troubles were forgotten for a passionate few minutes as we all got to know each other better.

When they had all gone, I sadly had a shower, and heard the wife Ffion calling form the other room...

Oh I am rich and good!