William Hague - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

The Syrian situation has prompted me to print an advice leaflet for anyone even thinking of going there, and I recommend they do not.

Drug use is strictly prohibited in Syria, and carries very stiff penalties for usage or possession, and no distinction is made between "hard" or "soft" drugs". If you're carrying pot, weed, hash or marijuana for medical use or otherwise, do not attempt to enter Syria.
Drinking Alcohol in public is unacceptable (and sometimes illegal).

Oh, and do not attempt to sleep with any of your personal advisor's in any hotel room either, rent a house instead.

I recommend 245 Anwar Al Attar Street.

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