William Hague - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 1 March 2012
South Africa is Africa's largest importer of pork and used to be a major client for British meat exporters.
So at great expense, (not to me of course) I have endured a first class flight to Cape Town, taking Lucien my personal assistant with me, staying in the 5 star hotel bedroom for two days, then going to an official reception, press and TV present, to speak warmly in support of British meat exports in front of 70 people!
70 people! I have more than 70 assistants working for me!
The trip cost over £350,000 to make... and 70... just 70 people attend to listen to me!
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