William Hague - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 4 March 2012

First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs - a grand title is it not?

One of my personal assistants said, as we lay there in bed having breakfast served to us, his title was:

First secretary, to the Second Secretary of the Political Advisor's Secretary to the First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs William Hague.

How kind of him to add my name to it bless him.