William Hague - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

I was laying in bed this morning toying with my personal assistant Jeremy, (well Lucien is off poorly) and thought perhaps Jeremy can bring bigger assets to the job.

Ffion, came into the bedroom and up to the four poster bed, and dropped off my Government red-boxes for me to peruse.

As she walked away, I caught Jeremy ogling her behind!

The sooner Lucien is back the better!