William Hague - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 March 2012

The BBC have sent me a list of questions they will ask when I go on Dessert Island Discs.

One question needs thinking about. "Who has given you the most pleasure since you got into office as First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs?

Well who do I say?

My personal assistants Damien Nigella or Lucien? My manicurist Angelico? My gardeners Augustyn or Bartlomiej? My beautician Grzegorz? My financial investment advisor's Saboor, Abdul or Manny? My Overseas account managers Wojtec, Vladimir or Julian?

Oh, I've got it, Ffion the missus!

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