Wayne Rooney - My Fake Diary
Monday, 10 September 2012
I'm writing me biography you know.
Well it'll get a few more hundred grand roass to the £38m I'm worth at the moment.
When I say I'm writing it… I'm sort of dictating it really. I tried writing a bit but me first words were:
I wus born in a hous thut ad a…
So I got someone else to do it
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