Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 27 January 2008

Sure Scientology is really bogus, but if I pretend to belive in this crap, then I will be able to use their get rich quick scheme... I mean that's also how I won over Katie's heart, so it must work... Then again, it's how I lost Katie's heart, so should I quit?

No, I think the whole get rich quick thing is more to my taste than Katie anyway, so I guess I have an answer...


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