Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

I was asked to appear in the new Three Men and a Little Lady film, but I turned it down. I am too busy remaking my old film 'Eyes Wide Shut near and Far' with my new lady wife Katie Holmes to take on any other projects, and besides which, I don't really want to be acted of the screen by Steve Guttenberg.

He has got seriously good lately, no, seriously.

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