Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am really getting tired of all of these short jokes. I do not know why people are so obsessed at the fact that I just happen to be a short little fella.

I mean look at Dustin Hoffman or even Danny Devito. Those guys are short too. And how about that guy that recently came out in Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice reality show, David Cassidy, he is even shorter than me.

I am going to start telling people that they better stop making fun of the fact that I am short or else I will stop making movies.

That will show 'em.

Tom Cruise

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