Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 August 2006

Dear Diary,

I am thinking of becoming a priest and taking a vow of silence. That way I will keep my mouth shut and not keep sticking my foot in it. It is starting to taste really, really bad.

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