Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 21 April 2007

Dear Dairy

this tom here i havent had time to write this week. My damn kid wont shut the hell up he or she wont be quite always asking for momma why not me uh. So anyways i landed a new movie role its called when the cows come home.Its about a man thats likes dudes and owns a farm, im really exicited because i get to kiss whats his name........... oh yeah Alec Baldwin. This movie should but me back on top and maybe back on top of katie.

Yours passionatley,

Tom Cruise.

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