Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 August 2006

Hi Diary,

I know you are my diary and, next to my dear, beloved, and cherished self, you are my closest friend (Don't tell Kate).

Even so, I refuse to paste a picture of our baby within your pages, as you have requested. How do I know you will not try to sell it to the tabloids?

You can't trust anyone these days. I'm sorry.

Till next time.

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