Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 27 January 2007

Dear Diary

I'M BROKE! after all the cash I spent on my wedding with Katie Holes i mean Holmes we dont have any money we've been eating stuff i found outside a chinse store she thinks it TAKEOUT! Sure I've done movies but do you know how much the MI movies made me all together 100 000$ before tax 20 000$ after I'll have to sell the house maybe i should commit suicide nobody likes me anyway why do Brangelina get more stuff it should have been Mr and Mrs Cruise not Pitt I would have made mint well maybe not I mean if I'm acting in it people will watch if it was Katie she flases any chance she gets am i teh only one to see the poppers in the end of Batman Begins Uh-Oh she's coming she sounds angry

I am tired the little cadet is tired i think he grew a bit so that'll make it half an inch i just measured bigger than last year! i think teh more sex you have the bigger it grows Katie fakes it i can tell but she seems to be getting it from somewhere else might be our poolboy Rodrigo maybe thats why he wanted to stay on without pay oh well as long as i get some its all good