Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 20 May 2006

I ran into Travolta at Scientology headquarters this morning. He asked if I would like to have a major role in Pulp Fiction II. I told him I'd love to, but only if he would star with me in Mission Impossible IV. We shook hands and leaped for joy together on the bench outside the building. NOTE TO SELF: Call Kirsty Ally tomorrow about female lead in MI: IV

FACTOID: Travolta has amazing verticle leap!

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