Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 18 March 2010

Exhausted. Did a crash course down at the Scientology lab on how to scare the shit out of a dumb-ass tv reporter. You stare him in the eye and then imagine that a taipan is crawling through his hair and then you say the magic words; "Wind it in!" Works every time. Time and again I have seen reporters run their fingers through their hair not knowing why.