Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 2 July 2009

Today's to do list:

1. I need to get up and work out
2. I need to Thank Starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes
3. I need to see about that dark colored mole on forehead
4. I need to give Will Smith a call and seee if he has any work for me
5. I need to pay my actors guild dues. Those guys are rough
6. I need to make an offering to starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes
7. Take viagra ( a double-dose)
8. Check my twitter account for updates
9. Look into mormonism
10. Spray tan