Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Dear Diary- it's March 23, 2010- Tuesday night.

Katie and Suri are acting glib again because I won't go out to any events that have to do with fashion. I mean, I have some Scientology meetings to attend and my religion does not allow me to indulge in such things, such as fashion styles, good acting abilities, or looking cool while dancing.

(SMH... I shouldn't have done the Motorcycle on live TV. Curse you, Young Joc.)

Well, I'm gonna go make myself look taller in the mirror before I hit the bed.

Red Carpet here I come. :)

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