Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 July 2009

Today's To do list:

  1. Make offering to Starbot 649 for giving me a career
  2. Go workout
  3. Start writing movie about Starbot 649's creation of mankind
  4. Make Lunch for myself
  5. Call Will Smith to see if he has any jobs for me yet
  6. Start writing Mormon movie about Joseph Smith
  7. Have dinner with Mel Gibson and talk about Mormon movie script idea
  8. Watch TopGun for the 431st time
  9. Make offering to Starbot 649 to help inspire me for next movie script
  10. Plug Scientology to help boost Star image

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