The Pope - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

One of the Cardinals asked what they should give me for Christmas. I was going to ask for the traditional altar boy, but then I saw a program on television last night called "Nuns on the Run."

The movie really sucked, but there was this shower scene...

Do women really look like that? Do our nuns really look like that under their habits? I might just have to try one out this year.

I hate to break with centuries of tradition, but I think that I want a nun. Blonde. With big tits. And a nice ass. From California.

Is that asking too much?