The Pope - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 September 2008

I was looking in an old chest the other day and saw my Hitler Youth Uniform. How I miss the old days!

It was a lot of fun turning someone in as a Jew just because they yelled at you, or gave you a bad grade in school, or their daughter wouldn't put out.

Now, though, I can banish them through excommunication and damn them to Hell for all etenity. I guess this life does have it's benefits.

The uniform was a lot better in the old days, however. I wonder if I could wear it under my robes.

Heil Hitler? Nope, Heil Me!