The Pope - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 September 2008

They're remembering 9/11 in the United States today. I had to say a special prayer and shake some Holy Water just for the media coverage and say that we felt sorry for the Americans. I really do feel sorry for the people who died and wish it had never happened.

Speaking of Holy Water...I remember when I was a kid. We used to sneak packages of Kool-Aid in the church and pour them into the basin. The water would turn all red.

The women, of course, would start fainting and think it was a miracle. The Priest would figure that something was wrong and taste it, and know that it wasn't the blood of Christ.

It was also fun to pop a few Alka-Seltzer in there. Carbonated Holy Water is a funny site to see.

I'm lucky that I never got caught. Maybe they wouldn't have let me be Pope if they knew it was me.

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