The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 26 November 2011

From Pope to professional entertainer in one day! Those terrible Italian government soldiers took over the Vatican today and now they are renting me out to the highest bidders.

Tomorrow I have to go on the Today Show
Then the next day, Opra.
Then I have to do a bit on the Simpsons with my mouth full of donuts.
After than, I have to go to some chicken ranch in Nevada.
They aren't telling me what I'll be doing there.. or when I'll get back!