The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 23 July 2011

Crazy dream last night. I was at the window waving to the pilgrims in the square when all of a sudden I heard a loud bang. I'd only been shot! I fainted and when I came round I was on a hospital trolley, "Am I in Heaven?" I asked, "No, we're just taking a shortcut through the Childrens Ward" was the reply. Damn!