The Pope - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Nancy Pelosi will be excommunicated from my Church and the Excommunication will remain in effect until she departs from the Demon-crat party and recites 100 Hail Marys as well as 100 Our Fathers.

She also must recite them in Latin instead of in English or in her native Arabic, she must also renounce Islam and the Koran as well for she has forgotten the war between Catholicism and Islam.

Nancy Pelosi is gonna be crying for sure when she hears the news but the money she gives to the Catholic Church is considered dirty and tainted, I know Saint Peter does not want any dirty money in the Church, how do I know? Saint Peter told me himself, he told me to excommunicate that damn heretic Nancy Pelosi and so I did.

Nancy Pelosi if you are reading this, please take the advice I give you, it will be for your own good.

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