The Pope - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Beware! The Ides of March are up on us at the end of the week and I am so looking forward to it. This is going to be one of those special weeks in history when I actually go on twitter. It presents an occasion when I came dictate to my followers what I would like them to do - disguised as Jesus!

The first thing I want to do is to break all twitter records by gaining the biggest following and one day! There are over 2 billion Catholics in the world today and I would expect at least half of them to join me on twitter within a week.

By the end of the year, I plan to convince the Muslims that Our Lady of Fatima is really the mother of Muhammad and if they believe that, I will forge the way ahead to convincing them to believe that Jesus is God, but it is too early to speculate.

It's gr8 this new technology... LOL