The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Wassa all the fussa wid me kissin' in der Benetton pictcha, why I'a regula huggin' ana kissin wid da guys behinda da closa doorsa whatta else-a is der to do-a in dis crappy jobba? Sura we givva da nunza some heavy jig-a-jig over der Holy weekenda but whadda abouta da udder 11 monthsa eh, whadda da fuck we 'sposa do eh!

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