The Pope - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 24 March 2012
I make no commission on those T-shirts you see in every market
"I like the Pope - The Pope Smokes Dope"
It is for this reason, occasionally when I visit countries on a 'Papal visit' I do a little courier work. You know the kind, just a small package, hidden in the bottom of the luggage underneath my pants.
Because I'm the Pope, the local customs officers rarely check my suitcase. I suppose I picked up a few bad habits in the Hitler Youth.
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