The Pope - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Dear Diary -

I met with several hip hop rap artists today. And I let them know that I did not like it one bit the way that they cuss and carry on, on their CDs making fun of women by calling them the "B" word.

I told one of the guys, a dude named Kanye something or other that he needs to stop making fun of the police because they are there to help people like him when jerks try to steal their bling bling.

He looked and me and asked me where I had learned the words bling bling.

I told him that I had learned it from watching Oprah Winfrey before she got her butt cancelled.

I do not like hip hop rap music. It makes me nervous. Plus it makes me want to go out and steal a car...I don't know why exactly.

Pope Benedict XVI (16)

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