The Pope - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 23 October 2010

Dear Diary,

I touched myself today, and it felt good. I only wish I would have done it sooner.

I found a picture of a woman priest from the Anglican Church. Wow, she sure looked hot. I can't remember her name, but does it really mater. I now understand why young men lust for women. That was a new feeling for me, but it doesn't mean I am going to change my stance on priest getting married or women becoming priest.

I can't say enough about the feelings I got from touching myself.

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