The Pope - My Fake Diary

Friday, 3 July 2009

I just heard the news that Michael Jackson has died and I have mixed feelings about this.

1. There will be a higher number of little boys for the California priests since they won't have to share (this should keep them happier in their work).

2. We lost another potential Priest. MJ would have been so good at his duties bending little boys over the altar that he could have even become Pope after me.

3. I am so sick of hearing his music! Can't the play something on the radio besides "beat it"? My Swiss Guard think that's a signal for them to go to the nearest bathroom and choke their chickens.