Susan Boyle - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Susan Boyle. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Susan Boyle would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012

Saturday 01 December 2012

God am I glad November is over. If one more F**ker askes me if I'm growing a Mo this year I'll swing fer them I will. I had to talk to that c**t Cowel...

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May 2012

Friday 25 May 2012

Last week I performed 'Mull of Kyntyre' for Her Majesty the Queen at Windsor Castle and was lucky enough to meet her afterwards. She asked had I co...

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April 2012

Tuesday 24 April 2012

HARRY Styles is fed up of being mistaken me. The One Direction singer says he gets ribbed by friends for having a similar hairstyle. I suppose nex...

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Wednesday 18 April 2012

Had to call the police after my former gardener tried to harass me. The 22 year old lad was banging on my door. He was taken to hospital in West Lo...

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March 2012

Sunday 18 March 2012

I think I'm the only person in the whole wide world who actually likes Piers Morgan. And Simon Cowell. I mean they both took the piss out of me at...

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Saturday 10 March 2012

I have not forgiven or forgotten Ricky Gervais for calling me a mong in his comedy show. I had him followed and now have his home address. Who knew...

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Monday 05 March 2012

Ricky Gervais has called me a mong - but i tell you he's the one with the problem not me. As i'm a bloody multi-millionaire, i paid a private dete...

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February 2012

Wednesday 29 February 2012

Susan Boylie to star in her very first film "Britains got Talent star" Susan Boylie is to star in her very first film. Susan Boylie, winner of...

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