Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Dear Diary - Folks seem to have forgotten about me. I did not realize that I would feel so lonely but I do. I heard someone on FOX News say that Susan Boyle has retired.

Bullfeathers! I have not retired. I am just not getting the publicity that I used to get because people seem to think for some reason that I am a cold, heartless, individual who hardly ever talks and never says thank you when I receive compliments.

Well it is just not my nature to say thank you.

Maybe I will text my good friend Donny Osmond and get him to mention me on CNN.

Susan Boyle

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